Things That Scare Me

- People who laugh or smile when they are clearly angry or annoyed.
- People who smoke more than one cigarette at the time.
- Women with facial hair.
- Things that drip. Period.
- Music with accordions in it.
- Chicken whose white meat's pink.
- Public restrooms.
- Asian drivers, including my Japanese friend Kei.
- Calling to order food.
- People who sing when no one else is.
- Crumbs in my bed.
- Spray cheese.
- People talking about themselves in third person.
- People talking about themselves.
- Professors sneaking quizzes on me.
- Sharing food or beverages.
- Cellulite, anywhere.
- People talking about extreme party habits, as if alcohol addiction's cool.
- Celery and olives.
- Swedish/Danish music.
- The future.

Oh, but I love lists. There's a surprise.

Labels: Lists

posted by CK @ 20:34